It's the Friday before HLLWN, which basically means it's HLLWN y'all! Ughhhhh I'm so excited I can't stand it. My costume is basically ready - I just have a couple more things to pick up, and it will officially be GAGAWEEN.
In honor of my favorite holiday, I thought I would throwback and post some photos of the past two HLLWNs. Being some sort of diva seems to be my modus operandi. In 2007, I was Vicky B. Last year, of course, I was Beyoncé. This year, Lady Gaga. Next year? Oh, yes, I already have an idea. But you bitches gotta wait a while for that announcement.
The most important thing about this photo is the Colonel Reb decoration. I believe that might be a tapestry??
Naturally, Z went as David Beckham.
I remember we implemented a strict "NO SMILING" rule. I fucked it up.
C went as Bill Clinton, which makes this photo seem all the more appropriate.
If ya liked it, then ya shoulda put a ring on it.
I was pretty proud of this costume. I have to give Schmom B. credit for my hair though. It was the shit.
M went as Bust It Baby. Plies keep her on deck.
Look! Hours of dancing in, and my hair is still up. We were out til like 6 a.m. I'm telling you, the shit.
This year promises to be even more epic, because we now enjoy taking video of ourselves. Check back Sunday for updates. Or Monday, LBO.
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