Last night, I went to my first real convention for bloggers! I'm like legitimate now? It was sponsored by
Aiming Low, a blog started by a group of snarky women who basically make fun of themselves for having no real ambitions in life, aside from - apparently - launching a really successful blog that has quite a bit of a cult following. But I mean, it's whatevz.

So I ate free food and drank free
dirty martinis water and handed out ghetto homemade blogger cards in the hopes that some of these hilarious women might also find me hilarious. I also met the ladies behind the
Twitter jewelry you may have seen around the Internet. The company is
Survival of the Hippest, and I'm probs going to order one because I think they're tongue-in-cheek and brilliant. And I guess they inspired me, because on my way home I tweeted the following.

So, that was a good decision. I'm pretty sure there's an incorrect comma usage in there somewhere. And then this morning I wake up and see this in my inbox.

Internet 1, Meghan 0.