How you taunt me

This button exists to drive me insane. At least once a day, every single day, I accidentally click it when I am trying to click on my e-mail tab. I am the world's worst clicker. No, I'm not drunk. I just have bad aim, OK?!

Lolz. These are the woes of a 20nothing living in Manhattan. Goddamnit, right index finger! Why can't you be more agile? It is, like, sooooo annoying to have to reopen my Gmail tab and move it back to the left side of my Firefox window.

Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about. Oh, you do.

Et tu, Gmail?

Gmail has been down for approximately two hours. I am in denial, widely known as the first stage of mourning. Surely this is some sort of joke. Google is infallible. I can still search, look at maps and even launch - shudder at the thought! - Google Talk. Or I would be able to, were I on a shitty PC running Vista.

I guess I will... oh god... resort to Facebook chat. How could you do this to me, Google? I mean, Facebook chat?! I have never felt so dirty and degraded in my life.














Sending... sending... sending... sending... No.























9/1/09 NEVER FORGET.