I'm a free bitch, baby

After literally days of waiting, it arrived this morning. No, not my most recent issue of "Given the opportunity to bathe in Lady Gaga's sweat/blood/tears, I would totally do it" magazine, but something close. The video for Bad Romance.



Ugh. There are no words, except these: I'm Gaga's bitch, baby.

Edit: More words coming. I have to analyze this shit.