1. I try to get Tha Queen B to pose for the camera. She is squirmy in resistance.
2. Success, bitch!
3. She slinks away and shuns me for the great humiliation I have caused her.
4. I am sad and filled with remorse.
5. I prepare a sneak attack to gain her affections back.
6. She is alerted to my presence, despite my amazing fish disguise. (???)
7. Maximum annoyance achieved.
Editor's note: Upon further review, I think this post probably makes me look like a crazy fucking cat lady. And I'm OK with it.
hahahaaaa
ReplyDeleteare all cats the same?!
i know that look of annoyance well
lol, well if u are crazy- so am i...i can so relate w/those cat pics....
ReplyDeleteDon't give up your day job to be a Cat Whisperer!:)
ReplyDelete2 things:
ReplyDelete1) That is a greats ad face you do.
2) That cat hates you.
I'm like that with my bunny rabbits. My parents get real annoyed that I "pester" them. Ruby just looks so funny when she's pissed off or when she's upside down wiggling her little bunny legs or pretty much all the time.
ReplyDeleteSo.Fuckin'.Funny!
ReplyDeleteThat really makes me miss my kitty cause you just don't get this kind of fun out of a dog. BTW that cat must be pretty smart... I mean the fish disguise totally fooled me! LOL
7. That cat is amazing! Her face should be captioned with the word "die."
ReplyDeleteI love that cats are most often NOT giving with their affection and basically hate us in a haughty sort of way.
I love tha Queen B!
ReplyDeletehaha. I will join you! I am a dog person, but somehow i know that I am going to end up as a cat lady.
ReplyDeletep.s. i love the last pic the cat look super Über annoyed haha!
ReplyDeleteOh wow, she looks a lot like my cat Pete! And yes, you are definitely a CCL in training...hahaha j/k
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