Normally, when I get Facebook friend requests from people and I don't want to confirm them, I just ignore them. I let them sit there. They don't bother me, and that way the person never finds out I don't want to be their fauxbook friend, so everyone's happy. But, today, I tried to friend Allie Brosh's (of Hyperbole and a Half) character Spaghatta Nadle on the facebook, and this is what happened.
I mean... goddamn. Ouch. Rejected by a fictitious noodle with a speech impediment on a fucking social networking site. And how exactly can one have "too many friends"? Is that some kind of psychiatric disorder, like schizophrenia? Too-many-friend-ia?
Good to know the noodle is single though. I'll find a way in there. I'll break the carbohydrate barrier. Oh, I will.
Happy weekend, everyone!
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