Gmail has been down for approximately two hours. I am in denial, widely known as the first stage of mourning. Surely this is some sort of joke. Google is infallible. I can still search, look at maps and even launch - shudder at the thought! - Google Talk. Or I would be able to, were I on a shitty PC running Vista.
I guess I will... oh god... resort to Facebook chat. How could you do this to me, Google? I mean, Facebook chat?! I have never felt so dirty and degraded in my life.