When epic events just become "life"

I have a huge post in the works detailing the events of my (once again) epic weekend, but having not had a chance to upload any of the real photos yet, I just give you this, a photo taken late last night via iPhone, as a little preview.























Some things worth noting:
1. Pants on the bed.
2. That is my arm.
2. The crossed out "5".
3. Those numbers don't actually add up to 160.

I promise to bring you the real post explaining all these things soon. If you have to wait too long you may actually stop breathing in anticipation, and I can't very well have all my beautiful readers dying off, now can I? Leave your highly educated guesses about what the fuck is going on in this photo in the comments.