Thursday, February 4, 2010

How Urban Dictionary defines me is shockingly accurate

So, my friend Z informed me yesterday that this week is "Urban Dictionary" week on Facebook, or something*. Not surprisingly, I love Urban Dictionary and can remember spending hours in college sitting on my couch**, browsing through the "random" definitions, and laughing uncontrollably. I never thought, however, to search for my own name. Thank God Facebook was there to enlighten me, because otherwise I never would have known that all my ex-boyfriends had gone on Urban Dic and graciously provided them with the most accurate definitions of "Meghan" to date! Below are a few of my faves.

1. I can only assume my first ex wrote this one, because he was a horrid speller.

2. I may as well have written this one myself, not just because it's so fucking true, but because of the borderline-eerie use of language I could have created myself. This one was probs written by my third ex, who was madly in love with me and often used fake words. He also frequently said "gosh."

3. So. True. Remember my days of Hautey Toddy?? All I did was talk about my undying love for skinny jeans. It's just getting eerie now. My second ex wrote this one; we dated during the high tide of my skinny jeans wave.

4. My favorite by far: I am both a kidney bean and a diva.

5. Um, weird. But LBO, probs true, especially if the tub is filled with orange juice, chocolate milk or Chai tea.

Obviously, I now want you beautiful fucking people to search your names on Urban Dic and post your favorite definitions in the comments.

*I fucking loathe Facebook, so I don't really keep up with whatever is happening on that shit


  1. YES!
    someone who hides so much, and still manages to keep her head up high. the one who isn't afraid to say what she means. the one who all of the guys want for her looks at first, but then realize what she really is--- one of the purest most beautiful human beings on the planet, inside and out. everyone loves this girl, including me. i love you.
    lauren, you are the best thing that ever happened to me. i hope you read this. please please forgive me!

  2. Christine 1455 up, 234 down love it hate it

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    A deity; the best person to be in your corner; unlimited power and potential; a muse; someone that can change your life. Someone that takes your side even when you're wrong; soulmate; kismet; fortuitous; serendipity.

    I did this on another post and the definitions for my name were pretty spot on.

  3. Joshua is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Joshua may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man.
    My boyfriend is an absolute Joshua.

    If only this were accurate...

  4. Urban Dictionary Week is one of the first facebook trends I've fallen victim to in quite a while.

    Although the fact that it pretty accurately described my bra size and sarcastic nature (bitingly sarcastic, ha!) left me dumbfounded. All in all it's quite shocking how accurate of all this is turning out to be...

  5. Urban Dictionary week is one of the first facebook trends I've fallen victim to in quite a while.

    Although the fact that it pretty accurately described my bra size and sarcastic nature left me dumbfounded. All in all it's quite shocking how accurate of all this is turning out to be...

  6. Just be sure to expand the room before your ego breaks your walls. ;) I kid, I kid, or do I! *dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn*

  7. What else could it be!

    chuck 70 up, 105 down
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    as in norris, as in god

    Chuck Norris= God... nuff said

  8. I just did this on fb last night--even though I NEVER post my status unless absolutely necessary(I don't really need to hear that someone is on their way to work or about to go take a piss).

    The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!a sexy little creauture! A hero, a friend, a sexy peice of *** A quiet, sensitive girl. Loves animals and loves to be with people. Not selfish and thinks of others constintly. doesnt always revolve her life around guys, and th...inks education is more important.

  9. michaela: of the most perfect women ever to walk the face of the earth.The most beautiful thing a man will ever lay his eyes upon. A complete f**king angel. (I find it ironic that an angel like Michaela can make me sin so much!
    2.girl that simply blows everyones mind (I can't believe she did something so michaela)
    3.A girl capable of doing many things who is going to make it on Broadway when she gets older. Although sometimes hard to read, she is very loving when you get to know her and has a great sense of humor. Not to mention she is really cute. (I wish I had a friend named Michaela.)

    they just more ridiculous as they go on ...

  10. Awesome definitions. They all suit you so perfectly!

    (I don't like facebook either. I didn't even know they had stuff like that.)

  11. HAHAHAH.

    Nathan -

    A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is
    unable to be hidden.

    "That hot-ass bitch from Accounting strutted around the office wearing a booty-hugging skirt, which gave Julio a total nathan that he had to hide behind his desk."

  12. It's a tie and the first one was totally written by an emily who shares my issues with typos:

    Emily -

    The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.


    A code word for alcohol.

    YES! Being a code word for alcohol is truly awesome.

  13. Nicole -

    (This was the 1st one on the list)
    1. "awesome person that is often imitated but never duplicated."

    (and this just made me crack up - no one compare's to me?!?! yeah right...)
    2. "A Nicole is someone who is omnipotent. A Nicole is gorgeous, intelligent, mysterious, witty, hilarious, out-going, creative and seductive, yet she is also tough, street-smart, experienced, brave, enduring, and mainly a wonderful mother. Nothing and nobody can compare to a Nicole in any aspect. Mess with a Nicole, or her family, and you will regret ever being born."

  14. Man, my name was so complimentary, I should check Urban Dictionary more often to cheer myself up!

    But this comment was the most accurate, since I am only 5'1''.

    "A very short little girl with a very good sense of humor and great laugh. Always nice to people and takes the time to listen to all of your problems. Never lets anyone put her down and always keeps her happy attitude constant throughout the day."

  15. Love it!

    "A woman named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women."

  16. FYI, I didn't write the first post; and I am a much better speller now. Still better at math...