Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Something is, technically, wrong

Stop being a smartass Twitter. You and your invisible commas.

Oh, don't try to make it better with a friendly robot whose hand fell off who I am therefore supposed to feel empathy for. Well, guess what Twitter. I feel no empathy at all for things that are not humans. I fucking laughed* the first time I saw Old Yeller, and I never, ever cry at movies that depict robots or other monsters as people-like things with feelings**.

*cried like a baby
**quantifiably untrue


  1. Twitter malfunctions so often. It's annoying as shit!

  2. I like the robot better than the whale.

  3. Yeah that one sucked. Twitter better get some webguy maintenance competent enough to fix their issues..