Stop being a smartass Twitter. You and your invisible commas.
Oh, don't try to make it better with a friendly robot whose hand fell off who I am therefore supposed to feel empathy for. Well, guess what Twitter. I feel no empathy at all for things that are not humans. I fucking laughed* the first time I saw Old Yeller, and I never, ever cry at movies that depict robots or other monsters as people-like things with feelings**.
*cried like a baby
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