Oh, don't try to make it better with a friendly robot whose hand fell off who I am therefore supposed to feel empathy for. Well, guess what Twitter. I feel no empathy at all for things that are not humans. I fucking laughed* the first time I saw Old Yeller, and I never, ever cry at movies that depict robots or other monsters as people-like things with feelings**.
*cried like a baby
**quantifiably untrue
Twitter malfunctions so often. It's annoying as shit!
ReplyDeleteI like the robot better than the whale.
ReplyDeleteYeah that one sucked. Twitter better get some webguy maintenance competent enough to fix their issues..
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